Funny shooting sayings.

[JDMock]

"I had a bughole going and my second shot dropped straight down!" James

 

[bsumoba]

"I trim down to the case head to get consistent thickness on all my brass" - anonymous

 

[MrMajestic]

"One hole groups are easy until you fire the second shot", similar to others posted but this is how I heard it.

 

[BillPa]

"Why should I hunt the deer, they ain't lost".
"At my age the deer find me".
"The deer weren't out today" ???

 

[savagedasher]

I remember my Great Grand Father telling me .While I was learning to shoot. That I was almost like the constipated OWL I shoot and never hit. The OWL hoots hoots and never XXXXX. 65 year later I still have days like that. Larry

 

[dbramley]

I was fire forming

 

[Jay Christopherson]

"I almost shot a record"

 

[Rope2horns]

"If you flip the safety off velocity will increase 1000%"

 

[REastman]

This thread is great.

 

[XTR]

Seven, twelve on, great waterline...

 

[Cochran]

The funniest of all is an F-Class shooter that many here know.
When coming off the line and asked how his string went, his usual response is not politically correct and not repeatable here but with the southern drawl it's so funny that it's worth the entry fee.


Jeff

 

[Mark Walker in TX]

The funniest of all is an F-Class shooter that many here know.
When coming off the line and asked how his string went, his usual response is not politically correct and not repeatable here but with the southern drawl it's so funny that it's worth the entry fee.
Jeff

Rainbows and unicorns, Jeff. Or something like that...

 

[Erik Cortina]

"Waterline dirt!" - Larry Taite after missing the target on his first shot.

 

[ARIZONA_F_CLASS]

My rifle shoots great! But the bullets and the holes disagree.

 

[22XC Guy]

Yep, that would have been a tight group if I tighten the front rest top...

Steve

 

[seb]

It shot great before.

My rifle & load just don't like this range. (Trust me)

I was just testing if my rifle can shoot like a shot gun.

I was just checking the waterline & vertical.

It must be the rest (or the bipod), it doesn't work for me.

I have no clue.

seb.

 

[1shot]

A variation of a couple of the others coming from rural Ohio.
"You couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle if you were in the pen with the bull".
Lloyd

 

[ebb]

Quote from gunsmith Col. Billy Stevens " Your barrel came in today and it's as long as a well rope".

 

[Laurie]

'That's funny - it never did that before!"

[Said by the late Reg Collinson to shooters around him who were now crouched down on the firing line on either side of him. He was holding a blown up Webley .455 revolver thanks to firing an over-pressure handload.]

 

[dannyjbiggs]

One that I use a lot when operating a target in the pits, and all the other pullers around me are sitting down with their shooter finished, and I'm still waiting and waiting for my s-l-o-w shooter's next shots to come down; is to loudly yell down to the pit boss, "RELAY TO THE LINE...SPEED UP THE SHOOTER ON TARGET 12." I actually hear that call made back to the line on occasion!!

Danny Biggs
Team Berger
US F-Open Team