Funny shooting sayings.

[Shuz]

My dear departed Norwegian uncle from northern Minnesota was told that all he could shoot on this hunt in Washington were spike bulls. To this he replied " What! you can't shoot cows? In Minnesota, we shoot em first and sex them later!"
True story!

 

[divingin]

At an IHMSA match and steel targets refused to go down when hit, someone hollered “pull the trigger harder”.

Had an acquaintance who was getting into steel plate shooting (though at the time he wasn't very good.) Kept asking how hot he could load his ammo, to get better speed while shooting.

"Why, so you can miss faster?"

 

[Engrbill]

Heard at a short range match: "The only time my bullets were touching was when they were in the box"

 

[PDS]

What's the best part about huntin & shootin?


Sittin in an air conditioned bar talkin about it.