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Funny shooting sayings.

Hey, you cross fired on my target, well you cross fired on mine. Yeah but you could have at least shot an X like I did on yours. :o

(2 guys at the worlds in Raton.)
 
Scorer: You shot out the spotter....I didn't think you could even shoot out a spotter at 1000 yds with a 223.



Me: Too bad it was in the 8 ring.



Sadly a true story.
 
skiutah02 said:
Scorer: You shot out the spotter....I didn't think you could even shoot out a spotter at 1000 yds with a 223.



Me: Too bad it was in the 8 ring.



Sadly a true story.

Haha!
 
I'm preparing to take a critical benchrest shot for a "brag win" within my group of shooting buds....

My shooting buddies are standing well behind me, about 10 feet back from me.

There is silence waiting for the shot.....

The stress is getting thick......

I immediately yell out: STOP BREATHING ON MY NECK DAMMIT!!!
 
"Didn't see the first deer but I did get one sound shot"

Overheard at the gas pumps many years ago.

T W Hudson
Common sense is not evenly distributed!
 
This is blatently plagerized from this forum, I don't remember who but it made me laugh.
"Like putting a wet noodle in a wild cats butt"
 
One of my grandpa's most used favorites: "Cain't hit the air they flew through"
 
Acme7 said:
This is blatently plagerized from this forum, I don't remember who but it made me laugh.
"Like putting a wet noodle in a wild cats butt"

That has been around way before this forum was ever thought of. Even before Al Gore invented the internet. ;D
 
Said Father to Son after emptying his shotgun in a Texas dove field... "Son, you just witnessed a miracle; there flies a dead dove!".
 
When I was a lot younger, before a match started I was talking to an older friend and was telling him how good I had been shooting recently. Sure enough, I fell flat on my my face that day.

His response has been with me for years, "You don't crow in the morning,"
 

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