Funny shooting sayings.

[jrm850]

you couldn't hit your own a$$ with a hand full of sand.

 

[ARIZONA_F_CLASS]

Hey, you cross fired on my target, well you cross fired on mine. Yeah but you could have at least shot an X like I did on yours.

(2 guys at the worlds in Raton.)

 

[ARIZONA_F_CLASS]

It's a good thing broad sides of barns aren't at many shooting ranges.

 

[txdan]

The nut came loose on the end of my stock.

 

[Jet]

Treat that trigger likes it's your first date not like you've been married to it for 20 years

 

[skiutah02]

Scorer: You shot out the spotter....I didn't think you could even shoot out a spotter at 1000 yds with a 223.



Me: Too bad it was in the 8 ring.



Sadly a true story.

 

[Chappy]

Scorer: You shot out the spotter....I didn't think you could even shoot out a spotter at 1000 yds with a 223.



Me: Too bad it was in the 8 ring.



Sadly a true story.

Haha!

 

[PDS]

Coach: Call that shot!

Shooter: Come back

 

[Macropod]

"I paid to use all of the target and I'm getting value for money on all of the real estate"!

 

[Road_Clam]

I'm preparing to take a critical benchrest shot for a "brag win" within my group of shooting buds....

My shooting buddies are standing well behind me, about 10 feet back from me.

There is silence waiting for the shot.....

The stress is getting thick......

I immediately yell out: STOP BREATHING ON MY NECK DAMMIT!!!

 

[hpshooter]

"Didn't see the first deer but I did get one sound shot"

Overheard at the gas pumps many years ago.

T W Hudson
Common sense is not evenly distributed!

 

[Acme7]

This is blatently plagerized from this forum, I don't remember who but it made me laugh.
"Like putting a wet noodle in a wild cats butt"

 

[skiutah02]

Coach: Call that shot!

Shooter: Come back

LOL!

 

[akajun]

it'll hold the x' ring.

 

[M14AMU]

"Anybody can hit that big bull from 1000 yards but you gotta be damn good to constantly hit those 2x4s!!"

 

[/VH]

One of my grandpa's most used favorites: "Cain't hit the air they flew through"

 

[Heavy barrel]

"You can't miss the X-ring, it's right in the middle of the target"

 

[timeout]

This is blatently plagerized from this forum, I don't remember who but it made me laugh.
"Like putting a wet noodle in a wild cats butt"

That has been around way before this forum was ever thought of. Even before Al Gore invented the internet. ;D

 

[mmcu]

Said Father to Son after emptying his shotgun in a Texas dove field... "Son, you just witnessed a miracle; there flies a dead dove!".

 

[tmccoy]

When I was a lot younger, before a match started I was talking to an older friend and was telling him how good I had been shooting recently. Sure enough, I fell flat on my my face that day.

His response has been with me for years, "You don't crow in the morning,"