Funny shooting sayings.

[barefooter56]

Palma Match Camp Perry 2003.1000 yard
Bob Mead- x !
Bob- X !
Bob - Targets not going down. Me- Call for mark. Bob, still a miss..... Me I didn't see any wind change . Did you? Bob- No. What you gonna do now ? ME- Nothing...conditions still look the same.
Bob- X! SMILES AT ME AND SAYS "WELCOME TO 1000 YARDS.....
I still wonder where that bullet went....

 

[dsandfort]

To my wife at the range...."nice group you shot there" (regardless of size)

To my shooting buddies....."nice bug hole, if you're a dung beetle"

 

[barefooter56]

Heard at Camp Perry many times from many shooters coming off the line ;
Question = How'd you shoot?
Answer = Hit the lake every time !!!

 

[MrMajestic]

Heard at Camp Perry many times from many shooters coming off the line ;
Question = How'd you shoot?
Answer = Hit the lake every time !!!

Very funny!

 

[boltman223]

How many times have you heard or said yourself, Damn, hit right where I was holding......

I hate when that happens

 

[Witchhunter]

I've heard "can't hit the water from a boat" and "couldn't hit the barn if you were in it". Is that an insult?

 

[NZ_Fclass]

I bought a 50 cal rifle. Shoots a one-shot half inch group at 1500 yds.

 

[NA Woody]

I bought a 50 cal rifle. Shoots a one-shot half inch group at 1500 yds.

If you do your part....

 

[Fuj]

Another zombie thread but appropriate....

"The older I get, the faster I was"

 

[Delfuego]

 

[jnyfeler]

Q: How'd you call that shot?
A: Back! Come back!

Jeff

 

[sqrlgtr]

"I trimmed that piece of brass 3 times and its still to short.."

 

[darkangel_r2]

"You going to call that one a flyer?"
"I already called it a son of a *****, I think that's a more accurate name."

"what happened here?"
"Loose nut on the trigger."

"Hey buddy, you miss me?"
"With every shot so far."

 

[gravelyctry]

At LaCrosse rifle range years ago after a relay

“Shooters, firing has completed early. You may go forward and police your brass and muzzle caps”

My friend had to walk 20 yards forward to pick up his bright yellow muzzle cap he neglected to remove

 

[gravelyctry]

General Eddie Newman in reference to me after helping me at my first ever 1000 yard match:

“That young man has potential if he learns to shoot his own target”

 

[PopCharlie]

One benchrest shooter teasing another about his ugly rifle:
"That thing looks like a railroad tie with a piece of pipe sticking out of it"

PopCharlie

 

[NZ_Fclass]

I miss my wife.

New barrel ordered.

 

[MGYSGT]

When you hear "crap" from somewhere down the line.

 

[chuckshooter]

Years ago, I was hunting with this old timer and he said, Where I come from, we put it on the ground first, then we check for horns.

 

[timeout]

Years ago, I was hunting with this old timer and he said, Where I come from, we put it on the ground first, then we check for horns.

Simply called ground checking in these parts