Warped sense of humor

[Zeke 225]

 

[Zeke 225]

 

[rwh]

 

[TAJ45]

Haven't seen that one in 40 years.

 

[Kevin Taylor]

what no one ????? Thar she blows... no ???

I am still traumatized by the pumpkin..........

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

A Friend of mine reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you.


"Dear Lord:


The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman; My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor; My favorite singer - Andy Williams; My favorite author -Tom Clancy; And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.


I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters. I also have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Corey Booker & Chuck Schumer.


Amen

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

So you think you had a bad day at work?

 

[blackwidowp61]

And then there's this guy...

 

[blackwidowp61]

"Where the news hits home" indeed.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The
Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after...,
and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted
women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to
stag bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The
End.

 

[Lone Hunter]

Gee, I wonder what’s chasing them.

Liberals.

 

[SEM]

Once upon a time,
a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The
Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after...,
and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted
women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to
stag bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The
End.

Then there's the rest of us Dumb a**es

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[Ol’ Ed]

....I’ve never wanted to be a .25 cent poney more than today.

 

[joshb]

....I’ve never wanted to be a .25 cent poney more than today.

Yeah, but truth be told that girl would kill me in under a week!

 

[joshb]

"Where the news hits home" indeed.

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Probably a Democrat’s house!

 

[USMCDOC]

Yeah, but truth be told that girl would kill me in under a week!

a whole new definition of "Pleasure under pressure"!