Warped sense of humor

[blackwidowp61]

My orthodontist's new car...

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[blackwidowp61]

 

[rr2030]

A liberal walks into a Veterinarians office with a Chicken on his head
The veterinarian asks "whats the problem"
The Chicken replies " I don't know, I had a little pimple on my but-hole, it's gotten this big"

 

[MikeT49]

Old bull and a young bull are lying down, rumenating, under a shade tree at the top of a hill. Below in the pasture are a bunch of cows. Young bull says: "Lets run down the hill, swim the river, jump the fence and make love to one of those cows". Old bull says: "Nah, lets walk down the hill, cross the river on the bridge, walk through the gate and make love to all those cows".

 

[Danoh]

Old bull and a young bull are lying down, rumenating, under a shade tree at the top of a hill. Below in the pasture are a bunch of cows. Young bull says: "Lets run down the hill, swim the river, jump the fence and make love to one of those cows". Old bull says: "Nah, lets walk down the hill, cross the river on the bridge, walk through the gate and make love to all those cows".

I’ve heard this one before, but yours is a MUCH cleaner version.

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[Jackal2016]

 

[Jackal2016]

 

[Jackal2016]

 

[USMCDOC]

we're getting a lot of "repeats" here now..

 

[SEM]

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USMCDOC, you have some messed up cats

 

[rwj]

we're getting a lot of "repeats" here now..

Not too surprising in a thread nearing 100 pages...

 

[Knotwild]

Repeats no good.

 

[USMCDOC]

USMCDOC, you have some messed up cats

i have more really good ones. .. but can't upload them.. the files are too big to display here

 

[Ringostar]

Repeats no good.

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Now that’s warped! Way to get back on track.

 

[blackwidowp61]

Must be in England with the driver on the right...maybe it's a cab?