Warped sense of humor

[Rustytigwire]

I am not very patient and a poor instructor. After a certain day of frustration with some tape measure resistant (alleged) craftsmen, i coined this phrase.

Like teaching geometry to a chicken. It just isnt going to soak in!

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[Bc'z]

 

[TomN]

 

[Racebannon3855]

My company slogan is" What we lack in good we make up for in slow."

The name of my company is "Fly By Night Construction."

My Dad always referred to a local excavating contractor as , "A nice enough guy, but he should have a moon and a biplane on his company checks."

Every time somebody asks me why our company logo has a moon and a biplane I tell them that story.

 

[Kracken McGraw]

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Was big brother Lard off at camp?

 

[Immike]

Everyone is crazy except Me and You..... and sometimes I wonder about You!!!

This is a quote from my old friend Johnny Wilson, he fought in WW2 and was quite the character with stories. I will always miss him and his great mind...

 

[ebb]

Jackie Schmitt at bench rest central posted a picture of his 600yd rifle on the tail gate of his company truck, he owns a marine machine shop. The picture showed the company logo on the rear quarter panel. "We have been giving our customers the shaft since 1954!"

 

[brokeasajoke]

A little food place in the city close to me says "giving asheville the bird" with a pic of a chicken.

 

[onelastshot]

What the hell is Haggis?

 

[Ringostar]

What the hell is Haggis?

It’s a mixture of things that you might not want to eat. Then packed into a stomach with ends tied, it is then boiled.

 

[Rdlningcltchdmpr]

A friend told me that , someday everyone in the world will be crazy and they will think that I'm crazy because I'm not like them !

 

[USMCDOC]

 

[TAJ45]

Brutal, just brutal.

 

[Dusty Stevens]

What the hell is Haggis?

When i was in scotland all i heard about was haggis on some holiday that was coming up and how everybody had to eat some. After a couple days i googled it and told them i would leave the country before i ate that.

 

[MihiT]

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[Nowhere Man]

A local radio station (WFLA) is holding a bowling tournament to raise money for testicular cancer research. It's called "Bowling for Balls". Not kidding!

 

[divingin]

our slogan at GE was, "you can buy better, but you can't pay more"

That sounds like the HP test equipment we used to use. "If there's a more expensive way to do something, HP will find it."

 

[USMCDOC]

A local radio station (WFLA) is holding a bowling tournament to raise money for testicular cancer research. It's called "Bowling for Balls". Not kidding!