Warped sense of humor

[Snuggie]

There used to be a company down here called A3M.....there assholes and a monkey!

 

[Kracken McGraw]

 

[johnfred1965]

Everyone is crazy except Me and You..... and sometimes I wonder about You!!!

This is a quote from my old friend Johnny Wilson, he fought in WW2 and was quite the character with stories. I will always miss him and his great mind...

Must have been a '40's thing, Mom used to say "Everyone is crazy except Ye and Me...and sometimes I wonder about 'YE'!!"

 

[klamathsteel]

Penguin was driving down the road (penguins really like to drive).
Smoke starts pouring out so he pulls in to a service garage.
Mechanic says "leave it a while and go get some ice cream" (penguins really like ice cream).
Penguins have itty bitty arms so he comes back with ice cream all over his face.
Mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal".
Penguin says "no, it's just ice cream".

 

[klamathsteel]

My Gramps always said " there's a lot more horses asses than there are horses ".

 

[GotRDid]

Wife shared this with me....



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[GotRDid]

For the”Monty Python” fans.....



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[Immike]

 

[Rustytigwire]

Recent heavy rains unearth airplane missing for decades.
Saw this today, could not help myself, sorry, yeh right, hahahahaha

 

[R.Morehouse]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves...........Russell .....

 

[Immike]

 

[USMCDOC]

 

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