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When I sold guns I always had a love hate relationship with deer season. You always had some idiot bragging about his shot.

“Here’s a picture of my 132 4/6 buck I shot on the run at 417.9 yards!”

My response.....”that’s impressive, I always stop running before I start shooting, you’ll have to show me how to do that”
 
When I sold guns I always had a love hate relationship with deer season. You always had some idiot bragging about his shot.

“Here’s a picture of my 132 4/6 buck I shot on the run at 417.9 yards!”

My response.....”that’s impressive, I always stop running before I start shooting, you’ll have to show me how to do that”

A similar story. Guys standing around the campfire at deer camp( alcohol may have been involved) and one guy is telling the others about the fantastic shot he made on his kill that day. As he finished his tale, one of his friends asked, "were you shooting from the hip or did you aim at him"?
 
Don't give your life for your country. Make the other poor dumb bastard give His life for His country.
You and I are different planets. My father was a combat navigator in WW2. Some of my similar aged friends fought on the front lines in Vietnam. Many never made it back. One of my very best friends today Vietnam assignment was fly his rescue helicopter into enemy fire and attempt to extract our wounded.
To this day, war makes me sad.
Ben
 
Funeral home not far away is named "Bruce and Stiff", get a good chuckle whenever I drive by it.

Really don't want to know what Bruce does with the Stiff!
 
You and I are different planets. My father was a combat navigator in WW2. Some of my similar aged friends fought on the front lines in Vietnam. Many never made it back. One of my very best friends today Vietnam assignment was fly his rescue helicopter into enemy fire and attempt to extract our wounded.
To this day, war makes me sad.
Ben
This was a quote from WW2. Gen. George Patton speaking to the troops before they entered combat. In essence he was telling the troops that to win they must stay alive to kill the enemy. Patton wasn't very politically correct but he knew how to win a battle.
 
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