Warped sense of humor

[dsandfort]

Penguin was driving down the road (penguins really like to drive).
Smoke starts pouring out so he pulls in to a service garage.
Mechanic says "leave it a while and go get some ice cream" (penguins really like ice cream).
Penguins have itty bitty arms so he comes back with ice cream all over his face.
Mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal".
Penguin says "no, it's just ice cream".

 

[Danoh]

^^Oh jeez!^^

 

[TAJ45]

Oooooh......sad.

 

[carlsbad]

I know what you mean.
The Detroit News reported “Woman murdered on Woodward Avenue. Bullet in her yet”
Where is a woman’s yet?

I don't know but there's a guy who is wondering who is kissing her now.

 

[Immike]

 

[The Viper]

On the back of a local septic companies truck there are two hands of cards. Underneath the cards reads " A straight flush is better than a full house".

 

[Macropod]

On the back of a local septic companies truck there are two hands of cards. Underneath the cards reads " A straight flush is better than a full house".

Local business has "You dump it, we pump it!" signage on their honey sucker truck.

 

[chop house]

didn't take long for this thread to go down the toilet...

 

[USMCDOC]

When someone asks me if i am all right.. i say, "No, i am half left"!

 

[CT10ring]

Septic tank truck- "yesterday's meals on wheels." yup true slogan

 

[snert]

Raining harder than two cows pissing on a flat rock

 

[snert]

I always heard $hi!!I%g Razor blades. That there be some shakin'.

I heard peach pits...but all funny

 

[mike a]

Septic tank truck- "yesterday's meals on wheels." yup true slogan

Gross, I wish I hadn't read that.

 

[Rick300]

Penguin was driving down the road (penguins really like to drive).
Smoke starts pouring out so he pulls in to a service garage.
Mechanic says "leave it a while and go get some ice cream" (penguins really like ice cream).
Penguins have itty bitty arms so he comes back with ice cream all over his face.
Mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal".
Penguin says "no, it's just ice cream".

Probably my all time favorite joke!

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['Freak]

Do unto others worse than they would've done you ...

 

[MikeT49]

Just had my septic tank pumped. On the back of the truck: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your load back"

 

[GotRDid]

I followed a “STOOL BUS” too closely once; valve was not secure and just missed getting my car “painted”.
GotRDid.

 

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[mike a]

Don't watch this thread if your eating. Oh, to late.

 

[Larry Klutts]

Very entertaining thread.