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Warped sense of humor

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911 operator: This is 911, what's your emergency?
Caller (VERY EXCITED): Well, (pant, pant, pant) I was hunting with a friend and he accidentally shot himself and, and, and I think he's dead. I don't know what to do.
911 operator: Calm down sir, the first thing we need to do is see for sure if he'd dead.
The 911operator then hears, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, BOOM, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.
Caller: OK now what?
 
you must live in timber country???
Yes , My whole family were loggers ,starting with my Grandad. When I was of 18 I hitch hiked over to a logging job on a log truck to see if they could use an inexperienced kid. I had no gloves or even a lunch ,they put me right to work. Log trucker gave me half his lunch and a pair of wore out gloves, twenty years latter I had my own logging show.
 
Yes , My whole family were loggers ,starting with my Grandad. When I was of 18 I hitch hiked over to a logging job on a log truck to see if they could use an inexperienced kid. I had no gloves or even a lunch ,they put me right to work. Log trucker gave me half his lunch and a pair of wore out gloves, twenty years latter I had my own logging show.
hard work. Timber a big deal here--the old trackbeds criss-cross this country. Still a few old timers who used to skid with draft horses and mule teams. Tough breed those loggers...
 
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