Warped sense of humor
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I tried one and didn't like it. Didn't taste like a hamburger to me.
Read about a poor guy that was fed up with life and decided he couldn't go on. So he decided to end it all.
He went out to the edge of a cliff. While standing there, drank some poison, poured gas on himself and as as he lit the gas he leaned over and shot himself in the head just to be sure.
Not being very lucky, he landed in thick mud which cushioned the impact and also put out the fire. The bullet just grazed his head giving him a concussion but not penetrating the skull. And as he lay there in horrible pain, all busted up, badly burnt he threw up the poison before it could do it's job.
He went out to the edge of a cliff. While standing there, drank some poison, poured gas on himself and as as he lit the gas he leaned over and shot himself in the head just to be sure.
Not being very lucky, he landed in thick mud which cushioned the impact and also put out the fire. The bullet just grazed his head giving him a concussion but not penetrating the skull. And as he lay there in horrible pain, all busted up, badly burnt he threw up the poison before it could do it's job.
Cuz it was dog food?
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