In high school I had a friend named Richard Richard. After the jokes were over he said my nane is pronounced Richard Re-shard.
I know when he went into the military, they had a good time at mailcall.
At Vandenberg AFB, I had a Lt. Minor, who was a good sport. We used to kid him anout when he gets promoted he would be Major Minor, and Personnel would have his records filed as Minor, Major
While serving in the U.S.Army in Germany, are company received a new company commander, his name was Captain Capitan. A 5’-7” short shit with a big stick up his butt.