You can tell the Canadian Secret Police I’m innocent of all charges and Santa wasn’t here last year because I was too naughty!Sadly, that stopped when I quit drinking.
And I wasn't going to mention this because there is an ongoing investigation up here but Santa disappeared from radar for an hour this past Christmas Eve when he was traversing Nebraska. I knew the likely suspect and supplied authorities with satellite images of a very suspiciously configured farm machine shed.
Nuff said.
I’m turning over a new leaf this year and attempting to be a good little boy because I need another pallet of ammo or a new rifle.
Just in case he doesn’t get my letter, would you kindly pass-on the info below so he can navigate here without getting lost.
Landy (Ballistician, Statistician, and Expert Derailer of Forum Discussions)


