Nice pun, appropriate.
WARNING: The following experiment was conducted in a controlled laboratory environment. DO NOT try this at home. ;D
Not wanting to wait till next week, I rounded up what I had on hand to conduct this primer neutralizing experiment. Fourteen CCI 200's were selected at random and submerged into plastic bottle caps with the selected liquids covering them. Soak time was approx: 2.5 hrs. The wet samples were then placed in the center of a double thick 1.5 inch aluminum foil square pouch. Squares were placed on grate in flame path. Regimen was to place the numbered sample on grate. Close grill lid. Open gas valve, light from underneath vent opening. Wait for audible results. Repeat for all samples. Safety glasses and light leather gloves worn. Additional time soaking would have had different results most likely.
1 Zip Strip paint stripper muted weak pop.
2 no name white vinegar loud bang
3 RCBS Lube 2 hissing sizzle, NO pop at all.
4 Lock Tite penetrating oil muted pop
5 Westlys bug and tar remover loud bang
6 Zippo lighter fluid loud bang
7 Zep Citrus degreaser loud bang
8 Citrus Goo Gone muted pop
9 Formula 409 spray very loud bang
10 Windex w/ vinegar loud bang
11 Clorox bleach loud bang
12 WD-40 spray muted pop
13 Montana Extreme BMG moderate pop
14 Boiling hot tap water muted pop
So you see, RCBS lube 2 and primers really do not mix. This surprised me. The other four contenders WD-40, goo gone, penetrating oil and paint stripper were runners up. Extended soak time would probably have much different results. As mentioned above by JRS longer time spent in water seems to work. Soapy water? JRS, were they still damp or dried out for your test?
My thoughts are dump them into a bottle of Johnson's baby oil or Skin so Soft which contains the same lanolin's found in RCBS case lube 2.
I need to look at starting a "go fund me" account for a new gas grill. ;D