Primer Deactivation

[John O.]

You might want to remain in the basement while the presidential elections are raging. I fear that more than the primer. The primer I can see and know what it can do, but with a politician........ No-one knows.

 

[savagedasher]

Our land fill has ben closed 3 days now. My garbage cans are full. Now what do I do. Larry

 

[John O.]

Not my fault. The EPA may have shut it down. I still have the little bugger, and am secretly planning to torch it as soon as I am alone.

 

[joshb]

Not my fault. The EPA may have shut it down. I still have the little bugger, and am secretly planning to torch it as soon as I am alone.

That's it! We've sent him over the edge! Call the ATF. He's planning a little "alone time", with his primer! "Was that a primer in your pocket or are ya glad to see me" ,She said.

 

[Dgd6mm]

Swallow the primer, eat a good meal and crap it out in the toilet. Once encapsulated in a turd it will be rendered harmless.

 

[/VH]

Not my fault. The EPA may have shut it down. I still have the little bugger, and am secretly planning to torch it as soon as I am alone.

Exactly how secretly are you secretly planning this?

 

[/VH]

Swallow the primer, eat a good meal and crap it out in the toilet. Once encapsulated in a turd it will be rendered harmless.

But don't chew it!

 

[TheOtherZilla]

Just mail it to me. I'll take care of it's disposal personally

Remit to:

Mister O.B. Ama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20500

 

[John O.]

Not my fault. The EPA may have shut it down. I still have the little bugger, and am secretly planning to torch it as soon as I am alone.

Exactly how secretly are you secretly planning this?

For one I am working out the kinks mentaly. Fre two it isn't common knowledge here at home. Although if I were a bettin man, I would be willing to lay cash on the idea that you are refering to my posting my intentions for the internet to see if they wish to.

 

[John O.]

Just mail it to me. I'll take care of it's disposal personally

Remit to:

Mister O.B. Ama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW,
Washington, DC 20500

The primer wouldn't make it through the ss(secret service). Not to mention that they have the best labs available to track down people who are deamed a threat to the president. No thanks. I don't want to spend any time in the grey bar hotel.

 

[joshb]

Those secret service guys are good. Remember that news flash south of the border, a few years ago. Totally misconstrued. They were just using their off time to practice full cavity searches. The latest "fence jumpers? Live drills!

 

[John O.]

That is a little on the crass side.

 

[bobm]

GREAT NEWS John O. !!! For my final primer neutralizing test I hit pay dirt. After a 30 hour soak in RCBS lube 2 and a premium brand olive oil (extra virgin, of course) both CCI 200's merely fizzled with a barely audible pop. Both cup and anvil did not exit the four layer aluminum foil 1.5 inch pouch. I firmly believe you can now safely dispose of the nasty little explosive device in house hold trash wrapped inside of a cotton ball soaked in either liquid.

Breath easy John, it has been my pleasure to assist you in safe disposal research.

 

[JohnKielly]

We can't let Bob's claim stand without comprehensive confirmation surely. This thread can't end that way.

 

[/VH]

We can't let Bob's claim stand without comprehensive confirmation surely. This thread can't end that way.

I'm thinking bobm has been testing by heating the subject primers on an open flame. Exactly what does that tell us about the subject primers' potentiality in regard being struck?

With all this suspense and drama about 1 (one) (a single) primer, surely this thread can't end before someone gets hurt and/or arrested!

I sure wish we could see a picture of it, I'm starting to think it doesn't even exist. Actually, I was even thinking about going back to watching regular tv soap operas.

 

[John O.]

(Air horn honking the all clear) (P.A. system crackling and says) The line is clear---The line is clear. You may now exit the bunker. Test is completed---The test is completed.

The results are as follows. I saw that I would be unable to secure sufficent time without on-lookers to cook it off. Therefore I decided to test out my replacement RCBS universal primer arm by seating the primer in a piece of brass, plugging the brass with water closet tissue, and pulling the trigger. The primer had sufficent force to not only detonate, but to drive the tissue plug out of the barrel.

The conclusion is that the RCBS universal primer arm is effective. As well as the observation that charcoal lighter fluid is inefective at making a primer innert. Furthermore the outcome of the test has rendered it innert.

Yes I wil end up cleaning the firearm.

Any questions?

 

[bobm]

Yes, I have a question. "water closet tissue". Is that a fancy name for toilet paper?

 

[John O.]

You passed the IQ test. It sounds better than toilet paper.

 

[JohnKielly]

There's another term used hereabouts that's generally applied to politicians too.

 

[Dgd6mm]

my dad would say, your as smart as a show dog.