Package theives

[Wolfdog91]

So my in-laws have been telling me about how the local little wangster gangsters have decided to start stealing packages. Was curious how y'all who have had to deal with this have gone about it.

 

[rwj]

An old fashioned neighborhood watch program…

 

[Downhill]

Heeler Catahoula Cross. She knows our FedEx guy, feels everyone else needs to be taken out.

 

[Dusty Stevens]

12ga blank on a tripwire warning device tied to a brick

 

[Wolfdog91]

12ga blank on a tripwire warning device tied to a brick

Hmmmm I got some pure skunk essence at the house ... Wonder if you could pack I in the blank somehow

 

[Ranger188]

If this is real, this guy needs to move.
Theirs that many people that want to steal a pkg. off his porch
in broad daylight? I'm not buying it.

 

[newbieshooter]

 

[TIMO]

This has been happening in Louisville for several years now. The local news glorifies them by call the porch pirates instead of thieves. They just have not met the right home owner yet.

Tim

 

[dryhumor]

Two gallons of porta john waste would be far more appropriate than glitter….

I do like the skunk essence though.

Either way, they likely give up the vehicle.

 

[Wolfdog91]

Two gallons of porta john waste would be far more appropriate than glitter….

I do like the skunk essence though.

Either way, they likely give up the vehicle.

Whole lotta options..... Mabye some good rotted horse meat based coyote bad would be good

 

[mike a]

I have my stuff sent to the UPS Ship Center and will call it. It’s a block from my work and on my way home.

 

[Rem06]

security camera's

a doorcam...my boxes are still there

Amazon.com

 

[Rem06]

my cris crossing camera even caught the video delivery with audio. not going to post but i got it.
pretty cheap investment.
set to record motion, solar rechargable , IR
busted! lol.

 

[NETim]

How mad would a boxed badger be when you opened up the box?

 

[Dusty Stevens]

How mad would a boxed badger be when you opened up the box?

Rattlesnake

 

[Dusty Stevens]

Hmmmm I got some pure skunk essence at the house ... Wonder if you could pack I in the blank somehow

Please get a doorbell cam and do this

 

[Dusty Stevens]

 

[D Coots]

Package up one of these.

 

[snert]

Wet doormat and a magneto

 

[KMart]

Rattlesnake

You have been watching Yellowstone.