Funny shooting sayings.

[Park ranger]

Me: Are you shooting tracers in todays match?

Low IQ service rifle shooter: No, I just paint my bullets to make it easier to find my brass

 

[PDS]

Why are crossfires usually an X on the wrong target?

 

[FeMan]

Its not target shooting, but one of my favorites while out hunting. Said to the report of gunshots somewhere in the woods.......

Bang = "one shot, meat in the pot"
Bang = "two shots, maybe not"
Bang = three shots, oh no"
Bang = "four shots, look at him go".

 

[NA Woody]

the best Zombie thread ever!

 

[NA Woody]

From my buddy Pat Wood after a rough practice session-
"I was collecting nines like a German girl on date night"

 

[timeout]

Its not target shooting, but one of my favorites while out hunting. Said to the report of gunshots somewhere in the woods.......

Bang = "one shot, meat in the pot"
Bang = "two shots, maybe not"
Bang = three shots, oh no"
Bang = "four shots, look at him go".

After the first shot, all the rest are just noise.

 

[Handi204]

Hunting quote
All the feathers flew and carried the meat away.

 

[Larryh128]

My shooting bud is always asking "if I out shoot you with you rifle do I get to take it home'? My standard answer is "you'll be going home disappointed, the only thing you're going to use that hand for is date night".

 

[abishai]

Kill 'em with kindness, if that doesn't work, try hollow points

 

[old_heli_logger]

I read a few that were very close to this, but not quite...
"You couldn't hit you a$$ with both hands!"

 

[JSH]

At an IHMSA match and steel targets refused to go down when hit, someone hollered “pull the trigger harder”.

 

[old_heli_logger]

Shot through the heart and look at him run!!!

 

[jackieschmidt]

At a Benchrest Match:

”How do you make the wind blow hard from the left to right”?

Simple. Just start your group when it’s blowing hard right to left.

 

[Ricky Cain]

This rifle is trying to shoot.

 

[bullzeyenj]

Before heading to the range...

"Lets go turn some money into noise" or "Lets go dent some primers"

 

[KMart]

I wish I had all the money back that I ran out the end of a shotgun barrel.

From a 30 year trapshooter.

 

[cotntop]

A very good friend that just passed this year always had a way with words. A couple of the guys would get a beer from the cooler as the day of shooting came to a close. My friend would still be at the bench and would say "how about handing me a can of that AIMING FLUID my group needs tightening up". A lot of you guys knew him as Red, miss him and owe him a lot.

 

[Delfuego]

"Lets go turn some money into noise"

I like this one

 

[FNSafari]

and the most honest one...."It just wasn't my day!"

 

[shortine]

Behold the hunter.

He riseth up early in the morning, and disturbeth the entire household.

Mighty are his preparations.

He goeth forth full of hope, and when the day is far spent,
he returneth smelling of strong drink.

And the truth is not in him.