I understand bartering for price on used items, new items from a retail location is a bit tacky, but not uncommon. But for services that include parts it goes downhill with real quick with me.
Widget Specialists, how may I help you?
Do you service Widgets?
Yes I do.
Can you replace my widget if needed?
Yes I can
Do you have widgets in stock?
Most common ones
Can I bring my own widget if it needs replacing?
As long as you bring the correct widget, and it will accept OE programming, yes.
Are certain you can repair or replace the the widget in my wazzoo and program it correctly?
Factory trained and certified. I pay a monthly fee for factory widget downloads so that I can do the job correctly and program it when finished.
Can I wait wile you replace the widget in my wazzoo?
You’re welcome to wait but I advise against it. The process normally takes between 5-7 hours.
Since it takes so long to do the job and my widget has lasted 327 times it’s normal life span, do you think it would be wise to just replace it?
Replacing with new, would be the only way I could provide a warranty on anything other than installation. Same if you provide the widget. If you provide a faulty widget, I can not provide a warranty.
Sounds like the best thing to do, would be to is have you install a new widget in my wazzoo.
If you’re sure your widget is bad, then yes.
I read on the internet that a faulty widget sometimes causes this problem.
Have you considered having the internet repair/replace your widget?
Google said you do that. Can you check it before replacing it? I don’t want to buy one if I don’t need one.
I consider that part of a complete service.
So if you check my wazzoo and the widget is bad, and I have you provide, install, and program it, how long is the warranty?
Three years, parts and labor.
Do I need an appointment?
Yes, for a job that size, I need to book it 3-4 days in advance.
Is there a charge for that?
Yes.
What if I bring my own widget?
Grrrrrrrrrr

