Marlin .22 WMR 882 Bolt Action w/Checkering – Owned Two and Sold Kmart's Inventory of Them!
As a kid when my folks would take me to the Kmart in Westland, MI each time I would spend a considerable amount of time in the firearms / accessories section. My Dad never owned firearms so I never knew where the itch came from. I guess in my mind's eye the vision of me tromping through frost covered Michigan forests in the early morning with my “big game looking” Marlin .22 WMR (and it HAD to be the WMR cause it had that squared off magazine that looked SO COOL compared to the slanted version of the .22LR) hunting the elusive squirrel just seemed like something a MAN does. When the Sears Christmas Wish catalog came out every October/November my sister and I would spend time pouring through it for our Wish Lists. The rifle was always asked for but I never expected to get one.
Three follow-ups to this story that make my fixation on this particular rifle a weird part of my life:
Finally made it to the age where I could buy one of my own (late teens), and as I was walking the aisles of the Dearborn roller-dome Gun & Knife show (may have been Bill Goodman's show being hosted there at the time prior to moving to the 8 MILE Armory Detroit location, but my memory at 55 is kind of fuzzy), a guy walking around has a used one in mint condition except for a nick the crown and wants $120 for it. Of course I buy it and while it shot OK, never really grouped well (maybe the crown damage, but who knows), so I sold it without using it much, especially when I saw how expensive .22 WMR was at the time, what...probably $1.50 / box(!! LOL and look at what it is now) hit me compared to good ole .22LR.
Now fast-forward to my mid-40's and working for Sears / Kmart Corporate in Hoffman Estates, IL in Logistics. Part of my job is getting rid of excess / used inventory at the highest value possible and I get the project of liquidating all the Kmart firearms inventory remaining in the retail stores' backrooms locked up in security cages. Sears had stopped selling years before and so had Kmart, but the Kmart folks never knew what to do with it so it all sat there. They finally decided to stop all the record keeping and backroom labor they were putting toward the upkeep of the 4473 logs and security measures so I was told to work with the whole retail store chain (probably about 1,000 Kmart stores still remained at that time) to come up with a plan that satisfied the ATF, our internal auditors, and the stores. First thing I had to get was an inventory from each store, as records had been corrupted so badly no one knew what they had. Guess what rifle came to the top of the list as the most in inventory? (Guess they didn't sell well or the Buyer had just bought too many and they never moved). Of course I wanted one again, but the way I had the liquidation sale setup through a large corporate third party that bought them it wasn't possible. Plus I remember while it had a weird nostalgia for me I really didn't have a true need for one, I was into AR's, long range pre-PRS shooting, and .22 pistols then. To make a long story short, after a few months of prep, documentation, ATF help/overview (it WAS in the tens of thousands of serial numbers after all), logistics, and documenting all the LOST rifle (and there were lots of missing or partial boxes found during backroom inventory)...my boss's boss, a real troll of a woman who was always out for herself, gets wind of how high-profile this project is, yanks it from me as we're already 3/4's of the way through executing it, and hands the remainder to her lackey who then proceeds to get a Chairman's Star Award for “his initiative” several months later at a Town Hall (yeah, years later still bitter about that as it was a recurring theme with her 3 more times after that with different projects).
So now a few more years down the road and my wife's dad passes. HUGE outdoorsman (hike into the Rockies and cart game he shot out on his back or in packmules, or taking bush-planes deep into Canada for hunting & fishing trips on a regular basis kind of guy). Unfortunately I didn't get to know him during those times in his life, only after I met my wife after he had a stroke years before that left one side of his body crippled. But in his slow hesitant speech would would sometimes tell me hunting stories, and of course I had slides of his escapades. So anyway after his funeral my wife's mom has me start going through his stuff since I'm the only “gun guy” in the extended family, and among several other firearms what do I find but a MINT, and I mean barely used Marlin .22WMR bolt action with the checkered stock with period appropriate Tasco 4x on it with the extremely high rings you could still use the iron sights (remember those?). It was still in its box WITH receipt bought where...Kmart. I did keep that for years but again, shot it once or twice as I never had a need for the caliber and sold it to a good friend who still has it to this day.