Anybody buy a lottery ticket?

[Immike]

I have only bought one ticket in the past, so Sunday I decided to buy the counter clerks and myself each a ticket and wrote our names on them. It put a smile on everyone’s faces and worth the few dollars...

 

[clunker]

After playing the lottery just for fun several years ago, money got tighter and I stopped playing. I always played the same numbers, but never got even close. After another year had passed, I was just curious and checked what the winning numbers were. I would have had 5 out of 6 if I played those same numbers. Here are my picks for the next Powerball drawing, and they are guaranteed to lose. If there is such a thing as a luck gene, I did not inherit it, so I will not be buying a ticket.

2,10,35,47,67 . . . 20

 

[#40Fan]

Well, hell. 1.6 Billion and a small chance. I'll spend $2.

 

[50bmg1979]

I play with a group of about 25 people at work. Not because I expect to win, but because I don't want to be the jackass still working if they do win.

 

[Medic505]

My wife read this tonight. If you win, tell nobody. Call all your friends, tell them you have an emergency and ask to borrow $100 bucks. Remember those later that offered up the cash with no questions ask.

 

[T-shooter]

I WON! I WON! No kidding!
Got a cool $4 in the Mega Millions. I had hoped for a little more though!

 

[Bc'z]

hang on I'll throw you a rope,,

It ain't long enough, he's in deep!!!

 

[timeout]

One winning ticket sold in South Carolina. All you SC gents and ladies check your tickets!!

 

[Westhunder]

One winning ticket sold in South Carolina. All you SC gents and ladies check your tickets!!

Well it ain’t me.

 

[Medic505]

Dang...
Fear not!!! Powerball is up! Another chance to throw away money tonight!!!

 

[Immike]

We bought lotto tickets, only 1.1 mil but they give the money away.

 

[hogpatrol]

Cancel the lion and buffalo hunt. I'm sticking with measly old deer hunting.

 

[hogpatrol]

I hope the winners are a bunch of co-workers slaving away in some low wage, South Cackalacky sweatshop. It is a state that allows anonymity so we may never know who won.

 

[pirate ammo]

I hope the winners are a bunch of co-workers slaving away in some low wage, South Cackalacky sweatshop.

more likely a bunch of state workers that don't do anything anyhow,,

 

[hogpatrol]

From the megamilions website:

In addition to the jackpot winner, the sales frenzy produced a whopping 36 second prize tickets – each matching the five white balls drawn Tuesday night. Eight were in California, four each in Florida and New York, two each in Massachusetts, Michigan, North Carolina, New Jersey and Virginia, and one each in Arizona, the District of Columbia, Iowa, Kentucky, Missouri, New Mexico, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas and Wisconsin. The Texas winner and one of the Florida Match 5 winners included the optional Megaplier, so those two tickets are worth $3 million each.

 

[Bogusname]

I knew I should have bought one,two, or three...... Someone in my state won it. Geez

 

[Papa Charlie]

From the megamilions website:

In addition to the jackpot winner, the sales frenzy produced a whopping 36 second prize tickets – each matching the five white balls drawn Tuesday night. Eight were in California, four each in Florida and New York, two each in Massachusetts, Michigan, North Carolina, New Jersey and Virginia, and one each in Arizona, the District of Columbia, Iowa, Kentucky, Missouri, New Mexico, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas and Wisconsin. The Texas winner and one of the Florida Match 5 winners included the optional Megaplier, so those two tickets are worth $3 million each.

Well that sucks, you didn't mention anything about winners in my state.
Good thing I like my job, for the most part

 

[T-shooter]

I'm really lucky. I spent $21 on 3 lotto games and I won all $21 back. Breaking even is lucky for me!

 

[pirate ammo]

the one in Texas was not me, easy to tell I'm still around here this morning,,

 

[timeout]

A 1 million $ winning ticket sold in a town about 40 miles from me. Haven't heard if it has been claimed yet.