Warped sense of humor
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joshb
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...on the deer.....wifey says these are pets. Gotta feed them. Bought 150 lbs of deer feed today. I thought this was pretty cool. Black buck, deer, Thompson’s Gazelles running around. Then I looked across the road. Seems the neighbors have a herd of Elk.
Keeping up with the Jones’s is tough around here!
Keeping up with the Jones’s is tough around here! 
garandman
Bolt Gun Bodacious
@joshb ... I used to love deer and be something just short of anti hunting of deer.
That was before $3,000 ( no lie ) of deductibles for car damage ( 6 x $500)
They've killed hundreds of dollars of shrubs in my yard. They ravage both my gardens and yard plants.
Their dead carcassses litter the highway... I've nearly hit countless roadkill.
Sorry folks... Im just not a fan. So... I make a painfully obvious hyperbolic joke.
That was before $3,000 ( no lie ) of deductibles for car damage ( 6 x $500)
They've killed hundreds of dollars of shrubs in my yard. They ravage both my gardens and yard plants.
Their dead carcassses litter the highway... I've nearly hit countless roadkill.
Sorry folks... Im just not a fan. So... I make a painfully obvious hyperbolic joke.
joshb
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A couple houses and 25 years ago, we had 6 acres of hillside and bottom land. Deer all over it. The 50 apple trees in the side yard drew them in. The rule was “No shooting Bambi!” One spring, the wifey got a landscaper in and planted a ton of bushes and shrubs around the house and property. The next winter was a hard one and the deer ate everything. The wife saw what they did and announced “Kill them all!”
Yes....seriously.....everyone needs to lighten up. This is a HUMOR thread, isn't it???
MikeMcCasland
Team Texas F-T/R
MikeMcCasland
Team Texas F-T/R
...on the deer.....wifey says these are pets. Gotta feed them. Bought 150 lbs of deer feed today. I thought this was pretty cool. Black buck, deer, Thompson’s Gazelles running around. Then I looked across the road. Seems the neighbors have a herd of Elk.
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The bottom image shows an antelope in the back ground brining up the rear. Is that a Royal Antelope ?
rwj
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On another note, my eastern raised Shitzu met his first Cactus today....
... in Texas?
joshb
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