Warped sense of humor

[garandman]

Well, you moved into their neighborhood.

Nah... I moved several times. They keep following me.

Apparently I moved into the bloody Sierra Club, here.

 

[Uthink Uknow]

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That was before $3,000 ( no lie ) of deductibles for car damage ( 6 x $500)

Perhaps an eye exam or driving lessons would reduce that.
We have a lot of white tails here too and no one can beat that record.

 

[garandman]

What can I say... Im exceptional.

But youll hafta keep beating this dead deer without me. Out.

<drops mike. Exits stage right>

 

[Bc'z]

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That was before $3,000 ( no lie ) of deductibles for car damage ( 6 x $500)

Perhaps an eye exam or driving lessons would reduce that.
We have a lot of white tails here too and no one can beat that record.

So I'm not the only one who interpreted this!!
LMAO!!!

 

[mmcu]

 

[mmcu]

 

[MikeMcCasland]

 

[MikeMcCasland]

 

[centerlineseal]

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How soon can you get to Boise?

 

[ebb]

STOP your bitchin about my spelling. I identify as a person that knows how to spell. Be a little more tolerant.

 

[ebb]

If I use phonics I get barelee. Is that right?

 

[joshb]

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That was before $3,000 ( no lie ) of deductibles for car damage ( 6 x $500)

Perhaps an eye exam or driving lessons would reduce that.
We have a lot of white tails here too and no one can beat that record.

I think we can call it “hunting with a vehicle”.

 

[Bc'z]

I think we can call it “hunting with a vehicle”.

I call it a good customer!
Here let me vynal dress the brake pedal for ya.

 

[Medic505]

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I got stuck on a jury for a DWI case many years ago. The District Attorney made the comment, "It seems like drinking and driving is a sport in Texas". I looked at the guy sitting next to me and whispered, "It's not"? We both laughed, much to the dismay of the DA.

 

[garandman]

I think we can call it “hunting with a vehicle”.

Funny ! In reality, it most all happenned in New England, where there's lots of deer and not enuf hunters.

 

[Bc'z]

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True story...
I took my wife to Macy's for a black Friday sale after Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday. WTF?
Any how she picks out a nice pair of Frye riding boots.
At the register she leans in to tell me Jesus sold her the boots!
Heysus baby, his name is Heysus.
I might have broken her heart at that moment. Oops!

 

[DHuffman]

I remember seeing some corn fed women! Do barley fed look different?

Yeah they're not as shiny & bloomy.

 

[rardoin]

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...but they sure kicked Texas' a$$...didn't they


geauxtigers.....

 

[garandman]

DEFINITELY warped....

 

[Coonman300]