None of his 'facts' are correct! Not a one! I would take the time to disprove every one here, but my beagle is telling me that everybody here knows just how wrong they are.
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None of his 'facts' are correct! Not a one! I would take the time to disprove every one here, but my beagle is telling me that everybody here knows just how wrong they are.
KMart
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The real coon asses seem to have a special brogue when they speak. Quite a few years ago, the wife and I were in Henderson La. There was a fish camp way down the levee that had a seafood buffet and we were a little early. So we went to the bar and had a drink. Two of the locals were there and had been drinking beer for a while. One was telling Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes....loud enough for us to hear. We were laughing and I told the waitress to get them whatever it was they were drinking.
When their beer arrived, they loaded up and came to our table. We laughed until we hurt. It was our first introduction to these jokes.
The food was great too.
KMart
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I don't think that Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd had her in mind for a Waitress sandwich.
USMCDOC
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since she is following the fashion, whom is leading whom when it comes to being a pathological liar?
Can't watch it, the man nauseates me or either I'm "offended". But, I think he's racist, and he could be a radical. I read these things somewhere, so they must be true.
I read that he is a left wing supremacist, and his group's goal is to disarm the general public, which would render them in power, then they plan to isolate entire populations of undesirables in slums. Then eventually starve them to death, or allow them to die for lack of medical attention.
Jimi Hendrix's request for discharge paperwork, love the reasons...
I resemble that remark
JayHHI6818
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If you think the accents in Henderson are "thick a lot", give Ville Platte a try.
When building my first home I used a contractor from 'the' Ville Platte. My wife (at the time) called me at work saying the contractor was asking her to put her eye on something?? She could not quite understand what he was asking. I said "did Sherman ask you to 'pass you eye over dat'? She responded that he asked exactly that. I informed her it was ok...he wants you go by the job site and look at something. She said "well....why didn't he just say so" to which I simply replied, with a grin, "he did"
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux have been around for a long time, and although they’ve grown old, they’re still crazy as hell.
One night they decide to go out, get drunk and go get em some pousiou.
They get fucked up like lab rats and go to a whore house.
When they knock on the door the lady answers and asked what they wanted. They told
Her, quite frankly, what they wanted. She recognized the shape they were in and told them to have a seat.
She tells one of her girls to go in the upstairs closet and get two blow up dolls. Tells her to put one in room A, the other in room B.
She sends the boys, stumbling around, to their rooms.
Half an hour later they come down the stairs and Boudreaux tells Thib “bro, that girl I was wit, she never even moved” !
To that Thib says “bro, that ain’t nuttin,I think mine was a witch ! I bit her neck and she farted and flew out da window “ PPPPFFFFFFTTTT!!
Gotta love em!
One night they decide to go out, get drunk and go get em some pousiou.
They get fucked up like lab rats and go to a whore house.
When they knock on the door the lady answers and asked what they wanted. They told
Her, quite frankly, what they wanted. She recognized the shape they were in and told them to have a seat.
She tells one of her girls to go in the upstairs closet and get two blow up dolls. Tells her to put one in room A, the other in room B.
She sends the boys, stumbling around, to their rooms.
Half an hour later they come down the stairs and Boudreaux tells Thib “bro, that girl I was wit, she never even moved” !
To that Thib says “bro, that ain’t nuttin,I think mine was a witch ! I bit her neck and she farted and flew out da window “ PPPPFFFFFFTTTT!!
Gotta love em!
USMCDOC
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I work with the public, you don’t want to ask too many questions!
USMCDOC
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The public is a different animal all it's own!
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