Warped sense of humor

[KMart]

Thibodeaux and Hebert were driving down the interstate yesterday, but Thibodeaux was only driving about 10 miles per hour. Traffic was passing them left and right, 18-wheelers were swerving all over trying to keep from slamming into them, and traffic was generally in chaos.
State Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to pull Thibodeaux over. Trooper Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, “Why you goin’ so slow?” Thibodeaux replied, “Mais, Ossifer, I always drives de speed limit, look der’s a sign right der, an’ it say ‘10’.”
Trooper Boudreaux tells him, “Thibodeaux, you dummy, dat’s de highway sign. Dis is Interstate 10.” Boudreaux looks over and notices Hebert shaking and sweating, and asks him what the problem is. Hebert says, “Boy, I sure wish you had stopped us 10 minutes ago, when we was on Highway 182!”

 

[KMart]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go fishing one morning at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. It was dark and when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other side. But they couldn't walk around and had no boat or pirogue to cross in.
Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux and said, "Mais Boudreaux, how in the heck we gonna get across." Boudreaux said, "No problem, I'm gonna shine this here flashlight across the water and you gonna walk on the beam of light all the way across." Thibodeaux then says, "Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm stupid or something, cause just when I get halfway across you gonna turn off the light."

 

[KMart]

Thibodeaux saw his old friend Boudreaux, an eighty-year old Cajun farmer, in town. Boudreaux had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux if the rumor was true. Boudreaux assured him that it was. When Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux the age of his new bride to be. Boudreaux proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now Thibodeaux being a wise man, was sure the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy Thibodeaux tactfully suggested that Boudreaux should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Boudreaux thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, Thibodeaux ran into Boudreaux in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked Thibodeaux Boudreaux proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' Thibodeaux, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Boudreaux said, ' Good - she's pregnant too.'

 

[Deleted outa08]

Thibodeaux saw his old friend Boudreaux, an eighty-year old Cajun farmer, in town. Boudreaux had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux if the rumor was true. Boudreaux assured him that it was. When Thibodeaux asked Boudreaux the age of his new bride to be. Boudreaux proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now Thibodeaux being a wise man, was sure the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy Thibodeaux tactfully suggested that Boudreaux should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Boudreaux thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, Thibodeaux ran into Boudreaux in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked Thibodeaux Boudreaux proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' Thibodeaux, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Boudreaux said, ' Good - she's pregnant too.'

Hey Kmart, when I read these my brain uses Bubba Skinners voice. Keepem comin`.

 

[1lnbrdg]

Hey Kmart, when I read these my brain uses Bubba Skinners voice. Keepem comin`.

More like thinking Justin Wilson in my head.

Know the difference twixt a coon-ass and a horse's ass? Which side of the Sabine you're on.

 

[rardoin]

One day Boudreaux was sittin' on da front poach watchin Thibodeaux come down da bayou in his pirogue. He noticed a bunch of rolls of grey shiny stuff in the boat. He hollered "Hey Thibodeaux....whatcha got in yo pirogue?" Thib replied "I dun got me some duck tape...an' I'm goin get me sum ducks. Get yo boots on an come wit me!" Boudreaux said "Mais la....you crazy! You can't get no ducks wit no duck tape! Now you go on." Later that afternoon Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux comin' up da bayou with his pirogue filled to da top wit ducks!!!

The next day Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux comin' down da bayou again wit a couple of big yellow boxes in da front. He hollered "Hey Thibodeaux...whatcha got in yo pirogue today?" He replied "I dun got me some Nutria Sweet! Get yo boots on an come wit me." Boudreaux said "Mais la...you still crazy.... You can't get no nutria wit no nutria sweet.... You a dumb azz if I ever seen one." Later that afternoon Boudreaux spies Thibodeaux comin up da bayou wit a pirogue filled to da brim wit nutria and he just shakes his head.

The following day Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux comin' down da bayou with a load of vegetation in the pirogue. He shouts "Hey Thibodeaux...what the hell you got in yo boat today?" Thib responds "I got me a load of pussy willow" to which Boudreaux shouts at the top of his lungs "HOLE ON....MAIS, I'M GETTIN MY BOOTS!!!"

 

[SEM]

ok, thems r funny

 

[pirate ammo]

More like thinking Justin Wilson in my head.

Know the difference twixt a coon-ass and a horse's ass? Which side of the Sabine you're on.

I favor the Kaplen area myself.

 

[T-shooter]

You just have to give him the right incentive...

View attachment 1132570
View attachment 1132571

I use a scattergun!

 

[T-shooter]

Among air crews, it was known as the Widowmaker.

I saw one many years ago flying with the parachute deployed out the rear. I don't know if they didn't know or couldn't release it. They may have had to land with it.

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]

 

[Nick Caprinolo]