Nick Caprinolo
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Even fat, ugly women need loving.
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Nick Caprinolo
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THIS GUY SAYS HIS NAME IS "ACE",
EVERYONE CALLS HIM THAT BECAUSE
HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS RUN OVER BY
A DAMNED HARDWARE TRUCK. HE SAYS
THAT HE DESERVES WELFARE AND
GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE . . because he can't get a job!
Nick Caprinolo
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. ...
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration d
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. ...
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration d
She has MORE trouble than her mistaken mishap! She's dem and an Obama supporter>>>>where did she ever get the idea she had brains in the first place!
joshb
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There’s a lot of fence that needs building at the border. He should fit right in! People need to be held responsible for their “life choices”. He might be good in Iraq, looking that scary!
You're right! When he finishes the border wall, he needs to stay on the south side of it!
SEM
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YOU CANT UNSEE THAT..... THANKS
Thanks! Now I'll have to bleach my brain again because I definitely DON'T want that vision to go to long-term memory. UGH!
SEM
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not sure if that's funny or just plain mean, but now I have to find that bowl and sit back and laugh
USMCDOC
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Lone Hunter
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NOT by me. Nothing attractive about that. Still reminds me of a fish. Some one a lot harder up than me or Sicker perhaps.
That’s just Nasty. Don’t care who you are...
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garandman
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Thats friggen hilarious !
Meow Do Kwon.
USMCDOC
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In it's dreams at that too!
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