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Warped sense of humor

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When I was in the fifth grade my class had a substitute teacher for the week, and she asked the class if any of use had foreign born parents and if any of use could speak that language. While the teacher had her back to us writhing something on the chalk board, I blurted out a rather profane German phase I had heard my grandfather say a bunch of times. The teacher turned around and asked who said that. I did not own up to it but was ratted out by a class mate, to which the teacher said, “That was very well spoken. Now go to the Principles office.” Needless to say I was in a world of pooh when I got home from school that day.

My, how times have changed. Now we have special classes just to get them to speak English.
 
When I was in the fifth grade my class had a substitute teacher for the week, and she asked the class if any of use had foreign born parents and if any of use could speak that language. While the teacher had her back to us writhing something on the chalk board, I blurted out a rather profane German phase I had heard my grandfather say a bunch of times. The teacher turned around and asked who said that. I did not own up to it but was ratted out by a class mate, to which the teacher said, “That was very well spoken. Now go to the Principles office.” Needless to say I was in a world of pooh when I got home from school that day.
Pity she didn't send up the ratfink as well.
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