Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
garandman
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...begging the question.... how'd all the other church goers know the ringtone was that song?
(I'm a pastor
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Nick Caprinolo
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Subject: FW: New Deodorant
Getting Old Should Require Training
I bought a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.
Getting Old Should Require Training
I bought a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.
Nick Caprinolo
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Don’t you just hate it?
.......you get all dressed up; you're looking hot; smokin' hot!
As you strut your stuff down the street, you can almost feel all the eyes upon you.
Then, you happen to catch a quick glimpse of yourself in a mirror, and you suddenly REALIZE ...you forgot the lipstick...
The whole look you were after is gone to hell, right then and there!
.......you get all dressed up; you're looking hot; smokin' hot!
As you strut your stuff down the street, you can almost feel all the eyes upon you.
Then, you happen to catch a quick glimpse of yourself in a mirror, and you suddenly REALIZE ...you forgot the lipstick...
The whole look you were after is gone to hell, right then and there!
pirate ammo
Guaranteed to take the wind out of their sails
joshb
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That's just plain SICK.
Good strippers are hard to find in England!
I want to know who got her pregnant!
Lone Hunter
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Looks like one of those guppy fish. Big belly,ugly ass face. Yuk...That's just plain SICK.
pirate ammo
Guaranteed to take the wind out of their sails
I know where $5.00 hookers that look great are at in Tampico. Think I'm going to throw up about now.Good strippers are hard to find in England!
joshb
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I know where $5.00 hookers that look great are at in Tampico. Think I'm going to throw up about now.
When I get down there, I’ll come over and you can show me where that is! We can just look, right?
That’s why I’ve never used that pocket! LOL !
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