I was! I understand that not everyone can be so blessed to lay down in green pastures, smelling alfalfa, using the blowing seeds of dandelions to read the wind while planning the execution of the perfect shot across the hills and humps at a wary ol' groundhog. Some of us have to shoot at bazillions of little water balloons with legs while in a sandstorm under a wicked sun while having a rattlesnake crawl up their leg...now mister, that takes GRIT!
You made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!
The first time I whacked PDs in SoDak, I was amazed at the humongous amount of green goop that could come from one "widdle PD" - yuck!!