Warped sense of humor
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JayHHI6818
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Paddy and Murphy fancy a Pint but
only have a buck between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are you mad?
Now we’re broke!
Come on says Paddy, follow Me.
They go into the pub, order two pints
and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the Sausage through
the zipper of his jeans and tells
Murphy to get down on his Knee’s and
Suck it.
The Barman go’s berserk and throws
them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy
says....
“I can’t do this anymore, my knee’s
are too sore and I’m drunk.
How do you think I feel, says Paddy,
I can’t even remember which Pub
I lost the sausage in!!
only have a buck between them.
Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are you mad?
Now we’re broke!
Come on says Paddy, follow Me.
They go into the pub, order two pints
and drink them before they pay.
Paddy shoves the Sausage through
the zipper of his jeans and tells
Murphy to get down on his Knee’s and
Suck it.
The Barman go’s berserk and throws
them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy
says....
“I can’t do this anymore, my knee’s
are too sore and I’m drunk.
How do you think I feel, says Paddy,
I can’t even remember which Pub
I lost the sausage in!!
THE NEW BOOTS
A guy contracts a pair of boots made like nobody’s ever, upon delivery he knows he has the finest ever made and everyone sees them! He runs home and sits the wife down on the couch and she doesn’t get it or even notices them... he runs and removes all his clothes and struts waiting for a compliment and she doesn’t notice anything except willie hanging, “it’s pointing to the boots lady” .... Well she says, “You should have bought a hat then”
A guy contracts a pair of boots made like nobody’s ever, upon delivery he knows he has the finest ever made and everyone sees them! He runs home and sits the wife down on the couch and she doesn’t get it or even notices them... he runs and removes all his clothes and struts waiting for a compliment and she doesn’t notice anything except willie hanging, “it’s pointing to the boots lady” .... Well she says, “You should have bought a hat then”
TAJ45
Silver $$ Contributor
"DAAADDD"
"Your mother has been dead x x years"
"What did you do, gum her to death?" (referring to the gal in question)
I never noticed the look Sean gave him.... Too good. Heckuva actor.
KMart
Gold $$ Contributor
I wonder if Farmers has the insurance on that, since they have seen a thing or two.
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