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I have seen this stupid stuff happen so many times way before a iPhone or other mobile camera. Too bad. Here are three good ones.
#1 Two brothers dragged their fathers flat bottom boat to the top of a snow covered field.Jumped in and down the hill they went. Picking up speed, they were nearing a road and tried to lean to one side to steer it.That worked fine except for the tree they hit.The impact split the hull in half,each brother suffered a broken arm and facial cuts from the barb wire fence hidden in the treeline. That`s not the end of it but I don`t think the statue of limits has run out for their Dad.
#2 At a party one night a guy left and found his battery dead on his pickup.He came back into the party and asked for help.Well everyone was happy to help,so we all go outside.It`s decided that Bill`s bumper on his Scout would line up best with Bruce`s Datsun since the rest of us had F150 Fords. Bill is motioned to come closer to the rear and line up. Apparently Bill misread the hand signal and floored it. I would estimate he hit the Datsun about 20 mph. Bruces head looked like a bobble head doll ,his bumper fell off.After we got Bill to stop pushing him anymore. We went to plan "B" and I got my pickup and used my jumper cables.
#3 Another party (no wonder I hurt) two scholars are arguing over which truck has more pulling power. Next thing I know the log chain comes out. They back two brand spanking new pickups back to back. A Ford F250 and Chevy ? with I think a 350 ci engine. Someone crawled under the trucks and wrapped the chain around each trucks axle. A starter was chosen. He got out his hankie and raised it over his head.The engines screamed and the hankie dropped.An unfamiliar noise was heard and then the Ford surged ahead with the chain and the rear axle from the Chevy. The driver of the Ford got out and laughed,unhooked the chain.When he drove off his axle went sorta sideways and he drove into a tree. Both trucks were mostly scrap.
I sure wish I had these on video.
Moral of the stories
on`t drink and think! It never works out the way you hoped.
Jeff
#1 Two brothers dragged their fathers flat bottom boat to the top of a snow covered field.Jumped in and down the hill they went. Picking up speed, they were nearing a road and tried to lean to one side to steer it.That worked fine except for the tree they hit.The impact split the hull in half,each brother suffered a broken arm and facial cuts from the barb wire fence hidden in the treeline. That`s not the end of it but I don`t think the statue of limits has run out for their Dad.
#2 At a party one night a guy left and found his battery dead on his pickup.He came back into the party and asked for help.Well everyone was happy to help,so we all go outside.It`s decided that Bill`s bumper on his Scout would line up best with Bruce`s Datsun since the rest of us had F150 Fords. Bill is motioned to come closer to the rear and line up. Apparently Bill misread the hand signal and floored it. I would estimate he hit the Datsun about 20 mph. Bruces head looked like a bobble head doll ,his bumper fell off.After we got Bill to stop pushing him anymore. We went to plan "B" and I got my pickup and used my jumper cables.
#3 Another party (no wonder I hurt) two scholars are arguing over which truck has more pulling power. Next thing I know the log chain comes out. They back two brand spanking new pickups back to back. A Ford F250 and Chevy ? with I think a 350 ci engine. Someone crawled under the trucks and wrapped the chain around each trucks axle. A starter was chosen. He got out his hankie and raised it over his head.The engines screamed and the hankie dropped.An unfamiliar noise was heard and then the Ford surged ahead with the chain and the rear axle from the Chevy. The driver of the Ford got out and laughed,unhooked the chain.When he drove off his axle went sorta sideways and he drove into a tree. Both trucks were mostly scrap.
I sure wish I had these on video.
Moral of the stories
on`t drink and think! It never works out the way you hoped.Jeff
