As the President was getting out of the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Nice pigs, sirs."
"These are not pigs, young man," the President replied. "These are authentic Arkansas Razoback Hogs. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Excellent trade, sir!" replied the Marine.
One good joke deserves another..
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Police says it's impossible to tell if it was done by Trump's opponents or his supporters.
And one more....
What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an assh*le?
Donald Trump's tie.

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