Warped sense of humor
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork. He was completely burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a high performance engine mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen and didn't think possible.”
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen and didn't think possible.”
KMart
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Please, keep your daughters off the cat nip!
I don't think cat nip had anything to do with that. Maybe her fingers did the walking.
Keep her on the catnip and send her to my house.Please, keep your daughters off the cat nip!
KMart
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One good joke deserves another..
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Police says it's impossible to tell if it was done by Trump's opponents or his supporters.
What are the odds that this was done by a Trump suppporter? This is Hollywood. The police did no investigation because the Mayor told them not to. The only thing the Hollywood crowd is capable of is to pretend to be someone else. The Antifa group is paid to do this sort of stuff. The never Trumpers are not supporters. The homeless are too busy finding drugs or looking for a place to take a dump.
And, you can shoot a shotgun down Hollywood Blvd any time day or night and not come within 5 miles of hitting a Trump supporter.
pirate ammo
Guaranteed to take the wind out of their sails
Only if there's an accident and you shoot yourself.
GotRDid
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Ahhhhh, Bernadette Peter's. Such a cutie.
GotRDid.
GotRDid
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joshb
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First time with a vibrator?Please, keep your daughters off the cat nip!
USMCDOC
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i wish that i personally knew! but if that were the case, it wouldn't have been that!
USMCDOC
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yeah, back in the day. i had a few thoughts
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