Love those wacky drunk Russians.
Warped sense of humor
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Love those wacky drunk Russians.
I wonder how far he shoved the barrel up that guys ass? His pants sure wasn't going to impede the insertion!
I watched her for 5 minutes, and she hasn’t dropped the cup yet!
Who's watching the cup?
JayHHI6818
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chunk of wood the way it bounced around
In the dogs defense, it doesn't look like it has hunted a day in its life by how round it is. Probably a couch potato. (I like beagles!)
Doc said I had too much iron in my blood so I can't take Viagra because I would just spin around and point north !
Thought I'd let you see what started all of this. Yum Yum.
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little dirty birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And me I forgot my spoon.
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little dirty birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And me I forgot my spoon.
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch!'
But the blonde keeps on screaming 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize.'
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
'W I N A B A G E L'
So she peels it off and starts screaming 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch!'
But the blonde keeps on screaming 'I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize.'
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
'W I N A B A G E L'
A blind man walks into a bar.. He sits down and after a few minutes says "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar goes quiet...
The bartender walks up and she says "Hey pal, before you tell your joke I think I better tell you that there's a blonde in the corner who's a champion womens boxer, there's a blonde in the other corner who's a 6 foot tall fire fighter, there a blonde playing pool who's a well built police officer, there's a blonde sitting next to you who's a black belt, and I'm an ex-pro wrestler, so do you still wanna tell your joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second and says "NAAA, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES!"
The bar goes quiet...
The bartender walks up and she says "Hey pal, before you tell your joke I think I better tell you that there's a blonde in the corner who's a champion womens boxer, there's a blonde in the other corner who's a 6 foot tall fire fighter, there a blonde playing pool who's a well built police officer, there's a blonde sitting next to you who's a black belt, and I'm an ex-pro wrestler, so do you still wanna tell your joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second and says "NAAA, I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES!"
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