Warped sense of humor
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USMCDOC
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you would notice that wouldn't ya.. heeheeheeAll this... began with a post about haggis...
SEM
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I Would like to see what he was doing with the prod? in his hand just before his SMACK DOWN LOL probably deserved it, well ok maybe it is a bow
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Nick Caprinolo
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AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could along the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....
He looked over his shoulder again,
and the bear was even closer ....
and then ..... He tripped and fell.
Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him ....
reaching towards him with its left paw ...
and raising the right paw to strike ...
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ...
A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ..
"You deny my existence for all these years,
you teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident ....
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
"Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ..
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
.. a pause ...
"Very well," said the voice ...
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed ...
And the bear dropped his right arm ....
brought both paws together .....
bowed his head & spoke ...
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could along the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....
He looked over his shoulder again,
and the bear was even closer ....
and then ..... He tripped and fell.
Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him ....
reaching towards him with its left paw ...
and raising the right paw to strike ...
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ...
A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ..
"You deny my existence for all these years,
you teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident ....
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
"Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ..
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
.. a pause ...
"Very well," said the voice ...
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed ...
And the bear dropped his right arm ....
brought both paws together .....
bowed his head & spoke ...
"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive
Nick Caprinolo
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Nick Caprinolo
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What is courage?
Is it to fight a bull without a weapon?
Is it to fly a fighter in combat?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting?
Bullshit those are nothing!
THIS, my friend, is COURAGE!!!
Plus it’s the last photo
Plus it is the last photo I have of my dog.
Is it to fight a bull without a weapon?
Is it to fly a fighter in combat?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting?
Bullshit those are nothing!
THIS, my friend, is COURAGE!!!
Plus it’s the last photo
Plus it is the last photo I have of my dog.
joshb
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pirate ammo
Guaranteed to take the wind out of their sails
Saved this one just for you Pat
SEM
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he's not about to loose that battery... doggoneit, wonder if he rode it to the bottomWas that Bill Dance?
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