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I'll make you all jealous and tell you that my daughter lives litterally within a stone's throw of Glacier National Park (near West Glacier). We've been there quite a few times and it's BREATHTAKING!! Last time there we took a helicopter trip over the park, which gave us an entirely different look! Put in some time popping the ground squirrels too. The only thing that has impressed me more was taking a flightseeing trip around Mt. McKinley on a cloudless day and landing on a glacier to boot.
Your right, were jealous!
A must see, been three times now. We can’t wait to go back again, always amazing!
 
He was in blissful ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as he enjoyed the moment. His wife moved forwards, then backwards, forwards, then backwards again... and again ...and again, back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out...in and out... in and out, ever so slowly and gently trying to draw in and use every inch.

Her heart was pounding....pounding that she felt it would burst from her chest......her face was flushed............she was dripping with perspiration, then she moaned, oh so softly at first, then she began to groan louder and louder and louder. Till finally and totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream, a scream that shook him to the very core and she shuddered to a sudden halt.

Her whole body was taut and stretched her face like crimson, finally gasping for every breath she said:

"OK!!, OK!! So I CAN'T parallel park the frickin car!!!
 
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