Warped sense of humor
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Gina1, post: 37618471, member: 1280752"]Check your facts Nick.... Joe Biden was born in 1942 !! You've been watching too much Fox news.[/QUOTE]
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Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
Pelosium
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
I believe Gina is the only female who is crazy enough to wade through the crap we post on this thread without shutting it down.She is also the only Democrat to openly come out of the closet and post Republican jokes. Ya gotta admire her hutzpah!
THANK YOU... Only slightly crazy.
One for the other team..
Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, (2016), I would be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.
Turns out, he was right.
I voted for Clinton and I'm stuck with a criminal president under federal investigation from day one.
Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, (2016), I would be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.
Turns out, he was right.
I voted for Clinton and I'm stuck with a criminal president under federal investigation from day one.
Must be a Chinese squirrel...Won Hung Lo
THANK YOU... Only slightly crazy.
Well, I was going to say that you were like a crazy sister, but I didn't know to what degree of crazy, so I held it back. But now that you mention it...
Mazel Tov!!!
This from my home town no less...
Thursday, March 14, 2019 - 07:34 AM
Police launched a delicate rescue operation after they found an opossum with its genitals stuck in a fence.
Officers in Madison, Wisconsin, were dispatched on Tuesday morning after a concerned citizen, who saw the animal motionless on the fence, called police worried it might be in distress.
“Using a catchpole, the first responders were able to lift the animal up a bit and quickly determined a couple of pieces of his male anatomy had become wedged between fence slats,” read an incident report from the City of Madison Police Department.
After some debate about how to proceed without further harming the marsupial, officers managed to free him by lifting him as high as they could with the catchpole and spreading the slats to liberate the trapped appendages.
The opossum was initially motionless after being rescued from the uncomfortable position.
The report read: “Was he playing possum, trying to trick the MPD into believing this unthinkable ordeal had proven fatal?
“A couple of pokes with the pole and it turned out he was still with the living.
“He hissed a bit at the sergeant and at the officer, his way most likely of saying ‘thanks’ for the assist.
“The opossum slowly waddled off. ‘Going to be sitting in snow someplace for a long bit I bet you,’ remarked the sergeant to the officer.”
Thursday, March 14, 2019 - 07:34 AM
Police launched a delicate rescue operation after they found an opossum with its genitals stuck in a fence.
Officers in Madison, Wisconsin, were dispatched on Tuesday morning after a concerned citizen, who saw the animal motionless on the fence, called police worried it might be in distress.
“Using a catchpole, the first responders were able to lift the animal up a bit and quickly determined a couple of pieces of his male anatomy had become wedged between fence slats,” read an incident report from the City of Madison Police Department.
After some debate about how to proceed without further harming the marsupial, officers managed to free him by lifting him as high as they could with the catchpole and spreading the slats to liberate the trapped appendages.
The opossum was initially motionless after being rescued from the uncomfortable position.
The report read: “Was he playing possum, trying to trick the MPD into believing this unthinkable ordeal had proven fatal?
“A couple of pokes with the pole and it turned out he was still with the living.
“He hissed a bit at the sergeant and at the officer, his way most likely of saying ‘thanks’ for the assist.
“The opossum slowly waddled off. ‘Going to be sitting in snow someplace for a long bit I bet you,’ remarked the sergeant to the officer.”
I must be stupid - I don't get it.
Close, but I think it was page 221. I guess I just need to bookmark where I leave off. This thing has taken on a mind of it's own.
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