JayHHI6818
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Warped sense of humor
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Who the hell spiked the watermelon?
Touch the faucet and you will DIE!
Honey, did you leave the door to the cabin open?
We interrupt your reading with this important announcement!
There have been a rash of incidents where owners of Dodge Hellcats are baiting law enforcement officers by speeding at extremely high rates of speed, knowing that most officers will not risk chasing them because of the extreme risks in such a high speed pursuit.
We have just learned that law enforcement officers are now receiving new interceptor vehicles. It is believed that these new vehicles are the answer to this problem because the risk of an accident caused by this vehicle is extremely low and the likelihood of stopping the speeder is so high.
We believe that we have a picture of this new vehicle, which was leaked to us by a high-ranking official in law enforcement.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled activity.
There have been a rash of incidents where owners of Dodge Hellcats are baiting law enforcement officers by speeding at extremely high rates of speed, knowing that most officers will not risk chasing them because of the extreme risks in such a high speed pursuit.
We have just learned that law enforcement officers are now receiving new interceptor vehicles. It is believed that these new vehicles are the answer to this problem because the risk of an accident caused by this vehicle is extremely low and the likelihood of stopping the speeder is so high.
We believe that we have a picture of this new vehicle, which was leaked to us by a high-ranking official in law enforcement.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled activity.
“Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate. This does not insure “good” government, it simply insures that it will work. But such governments are rare — most people want to run things, but want no part of the blame. This used to be called the “backseat driver” syndrome.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
I believe that a certain group of politicians (the left) need to have this sent to them. The reason would be obvious, at least to those who sent the message.
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
I believe that a certain group of politicians (the left) need to have this sent to them. The reason would be obvious, at least to those who sent the message.
Sun block 8000 ?
KMart
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New and improved lo drag turtle.
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