Warped sense of humor

[GotRDid]

GotRDid.

 

[shb]

 

[Deleted outa08]

maybe this will help

It sure doesn`t hurt.I like women that look good coming and going. I just realized I`ve been watching this for an hour.Gotta go.

 

[TAJ45]

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GotRDid.

Jealous hatred? Squared, for sure.

 

[TAJ45]

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Dumba$$es.....wearing particulate masks. Fooled the supe I guess. Maybe not so dumb after all.

 

[TAJ45]

That’s just . . . just . . . God, I wish I were young again!

Of course YES but boy, it does bring back some GREAT memories . . .

 

[TAJ45]

I love Calvin & Hobbes as much as I do The Farside. Funny, when I very first saw Calvin in the comics, I didn’t pay any attention to it, thinking it was for a very young audience. I mean, a little kid and a stuffed tiger? MUST be for kids to read.
Boy, was I wrong!

Yessir, a fav here also.
Rocky and Bulwinkle were also more than a kids' cartoon. A lot of double or deeper meaning but not risque.

 

[blackwidowp61]

Bear was going to ring the doorbell for the snack to come out, but the snack came out early! Disrupted his routine entirely.

 

[blackwidowp61]

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GotRDid.

Learned behavior from its master?

 

[TAJ45]

Learned behavior from its master?

Nah, he was watching the IR YouTube sand box clips our military guys have posted. Donkeys or? it doesnt matter. They do leave the Qu'ran inside when they feel froggy. Gotta keep up appearances ya know.

 

[SEM]

this should of be posted on the old folks thread too, I am afraid of this day coming my way, hope not but.....

 

[garandman]

Bear was going to ring the doorbell for the snack to come out, but the snack came out early! Disrupted his routine entirely.

Situational awareness....NOT.

 

[Danoh]

I have a neighbor like that. I just took these pics last night across the street from my house.

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[Danoh]

Yessir, a fav here also.
Rocky and Bulwinkle were also more than a kids' cartoon. A lot of double or deeper meaning but not risque.

Yep!

 

[USMCDOC]

Bear was going to ring the doorbell for the snack to come out, but the snack came out early! Disrupted his routine entirely.

 

[blackwidowp61]

I once found an ad in an outdoor magazine that I thought was absolutely hilarious. I can't seem to load it on here as I keep getting a message that the file is too big, so I'll just have to give you the details.

The ad is from the Illinois Department of Tourism. It has a picture of a guy with a fly rod and full outfit standing in a nice quiet creek doing his thing. The bottom of the creek has a yellow/green tinge to it from the sandstone bed and growth. Superimposed on the picture are the words:

When mother nature calls (answer her in Illinois)

I couldn't stop laughing about it for a week! The editor must have been out sick the day they sent that ad to press.

 

[T-shooter]

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Nice grill too.

 

[Howland]

You've got me....

C'mon man!



I'd answer but I'd get banned.

 

[blackwidowp61]

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

 

[blackwidowp61]

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."