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Warped sense of humor

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"Where you from?"- Reply -" From Mortimer, you been there?" -Reply-
" Yawn.....Yeah I spent a week there one afternoon."
The other is with Varmint hunting. Once I shot a groundhog from the rear, only shot I had. Killed him instantly. My buddy, watching through his scope said -" Well... he's dead." and I replied - "yeah, the last thing on his mind was his ass." In which we both cackled like two 4th graders.
 
The blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw.
The seating capacity of Indianapolis Speedway is between 2 and 3 million people.

Oh the best was on Benchrest Central years go when KJ Kelch from Wisconsin asked, “is there some place in north Florida and south Georgia where I can practice shooting my wife and god knows I need the practice.
True story and a good example of what it looks like if you don’t capitalize and punctuate. I remember this one like it was yesterday.
 
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The fool who isn’t cool and knows it, is cooler than the fool who thinks he’s cool and isn’t. jdscholer

If you've got nothing to say, please don't spend the next ten minutes saying it to me. jdscholer

I love little twists like "Yes, we have no bananas".

jd
 
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