Very important lesson,

[bheadboy]

There is a VERY important lesson here...


I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."


Bob


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[Phil]

Nice.... ;D

 

[stacy]

N I C E !!!!!!!!!!

 

[thekriebles]

Classic! ;D

 

[Steve3]

Ha ! - needed a laugh, thanks.

 

[Grimstod]

lol ;D

 

[1911cwp]

Very funny Sir ;D

 

[L.Sherm]

My wife needs to read that! AWESOME!!

 

[wvlongshot]

That is priceless....

 

[K22]

Had the wife read it - I loved it she frowned!

 

[jotrot]

that was great, i had my wife read it to she is lhao

 

[old_heli_logger]

Haahaahaaaa!

 

[Savage99]

bheadboy,

You wrote:

"I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, ............."


Wrong!

Giving up drinking booze is good, not bad!

8)

 

[IMMORTAL]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it after the night I had at work.

 

[Raythemanroe]

Good one