From my country:
Potato- its not po-tah-to, its puh-tay-to. Taters for short.
Tomato- its not tom-ay-to, its tom-ah-to. Tomaties for short.
Shrimp- its not sh-ri-mp, its PRAWN. We dont chuck shrimp on the BBQ as shrimp are tiny things that fish feed on. We eat prawns and lots of them.
Lobster- its not lobster, its CRAYFISH. Bigger versions of prawns. Butterfly the tail and grill with garlic butter.
Sandwich- its not sand-wich, its SAM-WIDGE, often referred to as a SAMMIDGE.
Chicken- its not Chick-ken, its CHOOK. Should be served in a bucket with a picture of the colonel on it.
Beer- its not Beer, its a COLDIE. And should be full strength at all times and about as close to freezing as possible. Although if your thirsty you can have it "Kimberley cool" which is straight out of the box and no chilling needed.
Fight- its not fight, its BIFFO
Man- its not man, its BLOKE
Woman, its not wo-man, its SHEILA, DARL, THE COOK, THE MINISTER OF SEX, WAR AND FINANCE
Bullets- its not Bullets, its PILLS
Powder- its not powder, its GO JUICE
Primer- its not primer, its a SPARK PLUG
Here we say
Krieger- Kree-gah
Lapua- Lap-uah
Berger- Bur-ger (sometimes called hamburgers too)
Meplat- Mee-plat
Ogive- Oh-give (if it was oh-jive it would have a J in it wouldnt it?)
I look forward to visiting the USA next year, I understand I have to keep my language under control as swearing is second nature here in aus. But feed me too many prawns, while knocking back a few coldies I will probably end up in a biffo with some random bloke and get in the bad books with the cook about it ;D