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On the lighter side.....

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An older fellow got hooked up with a young woman.After having difficulties in bed they went to see a doctor.The doc presented two options,insert a plastic tube with no control or attach a baby elephants trunk with partial control which is the one they went for.During Thanksgiving at her mothers house the young woman reached under the supper table and stroked the mans leg.His zipper came undone and out came the trunk grabbing a baked potato and ducking under the table.In astonishment her mother said "I'd like to see that again" the man replied " I could do it if I wanted but I don't think there is room in my ass for another potato".
 
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