JayHHI6818
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On the lighter side.....
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JayHHI6818
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"Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it,
and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most
Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida
lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of
Michigan, and a master's degree from Michigan State
University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social
worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and
said,
"I see that you are well educated, and have an
impressive resume.
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual
experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler's, voted
twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday .
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it,
and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most
Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida
lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of
Michigan, and a master's degree from Michigan State
University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social
worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and
said,
"I see that you are well educated, and have an
impressive resume.
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual
experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler's, voted
twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday .
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