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My doctor said I need more rest

My Doctor prescribed group therapy for me. Twice a week I meet with a group of other retirees.
We gather at the local range to see who can shoot the smallest group at 500 yards. It seems to be working.
 
My crass urologist said I need to bang more. Now I am very confused....
All -

Rodney Dangerfield - paraphrased:


“… And my Doctor…. he don’t give any respect, EITHER... “

- adjusts tie knot -

“ … I told him DOC…..I don’t FEEEL well… “

“… He told me …. go home, drink plenty of fluids…. and get some REST… “

“ …. So, I went home…… and drank ‘til I PASSED OUT. ! “

- adjusts tie knot -



With regards,
357Mag
 
My crass urologist said I need to bang more. Now I am very confused....
Snert -

I asked my Doctor to write me a ‘scrip for some MORE “bang “. and gave it to my wife

My wife pointed out, that she is NOt a pharmacist.


And here I thought, I had the “ deductible “ all covered ?!


With regards,
357Mag
 
Thanks for the laugh this fine morning! It was certainly needed. And I will leave this with you---

INFORMATION is abundant--WISDOM is scarce.
 

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