My doctor said I need more rest

[Bat Rastard]

I hope I didn’t misunderstand her.

 

[Naildriver_2007]

I need a referral to your doctor…

 

[Bat Rastard]

I need a referral to your doctor…

Insurance didn’t pay…

 

[ogre1911]

Classic.

 

[Rick Richard]

Haha. Good one. We must be going to the same doctor because he told me the same.

.

 

[Naildriver_2007]

Insurance didn’t pay…

No problem, I just need referral… lol

 

[Raydee]

I hope I didn’t misunderstand her.

I like the new changes Rod has done with the rest.

 

[Andy Work]

I hope I didn’t misunderstand her.

You heard her perfectly.

 

[valkson99]

My Doctor prescribed group therapy for me. Twice a week I meet with a group of other retirees.
We gather at the local range to see who can shoot the smallest group at 500 yards. It seems to be working.

 

[snert]

My crass urologist said I need to bang more. Now I am very confused....

 

[357Mag]

My crass urologist said I need to bang more. Now I am very confused....

All -

Rodney Dangerfield - paraphrased:


“… And my Doctor…. he don’t give any respect, EITHER... “

- adjusts tie knot -

“ … I told him DOC…..I don’t FEEEL well… “

“… He told me …. go home, drink plenty of fluids…. and get some REST… “

“ …. So, I went home…… and drank ‘til I PASSED OUT. ! “

- adjusts tie knot -



With regards,
357Mag

 

[357Mag]

My crass urologist said I need to bang more. Now I am very confused....

Snert -

I asked my Doctor to write me a ‘scrip for some MORE “bang “. and gave it to my wife

My wife pointed out, that she is NOt a pharmacist.


And here I thought, I had the “ deductible “ all covered ?!


With regards,
357Mag

 

[Deadmeat1899]

Thanks for the laugh this fine morning! It was certainly needed. And I will leave this with you---

INFORMATION is abundant--WISDOM is scarce.

 

[SkullyDogPDW]

A doctor that I don't have anymore once asked me if I had any guns at home. My response was..."I have guns in your office." The look on her face was priceless.