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Democrats arriving for another Congressional hearing?
That’s @Bc’z’s first ever paint job! He was only 6 years old.
I actually put something very similar in the post then deleted it, don’t know him that well.That’s @Bc’z’s first ever paint job! He was only 6 years old.
Now that's funny.That’s @Bc’z’s first ever paint job! He was only 6 years old.
I guy I knew who was a load master on the KC135 told me a similar story with some fighters they were refueling.An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my friends who, like me, as seniors, we now realize that it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.
i LIVE IN illinois & WE ARE VERY PROUD THAT OUR PAST GOVERNORS make our license plates!!!
Limit all US politicians to two terms:
- One in office
- One in prison
Apparently, Illinois already does this,
and it seems to work for them!
Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ... do banks leave vault doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish
washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the entire plane
out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro... is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?