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I have actually done this.
My wife and I had just started letting our daughter go on single dates. One night around 2100, someone pulls into the drive and blows the car horn. We just sat in the house and waited. After a while some young dude with no shirt, cut off jeans and flip flops knocks on the door.
I ask him what he wants. He says he wants to take our daughter out for a burger, fries, and a cola.
I told him to have a seat at the kitchen table. Came back with a shotgun and racked the slide.
Guy got the hint and left without our daughter.
Very polite guys came around after that.
 
I have actually done this.
My wife and I had just started letting our daughter go on single dates. One night around 2100, someone pulls into the drive and blows the car horn. We just sat in the house and waited. After a while some young dude with no shirt, cut off jeans and flip flops knocks on the door.
I ask him what he wants. He says he wants to take our daughter out for a burger, fries, and a cola.
I told him to have a seat at the kitchen table. Came back with a shotgun and racked the slide.
Guy got the hint and left without our daughter.
Very polite guys came around after that.
My father-in-law showed me his guns trying to be cute when me and my wife first started dating. Little did he know I really like guns. I started awing and drooling over them and forgot about her lol. Ralph was a good dude. I miss him. Stupid covid. Got some of his guns in the safe.
 
My father-in-law showed me his guns trying to be cute when me and my wife first started dating. Little did he know I really like guns. I started awing and drooling over them and forgot about her lol. Ralph was a good dude. I miss him. Stupid covid. Got some of his guns in the safe.
First girl friend I came up drive way dad was setting on porch cleaning a shot gun. He was doing it all wrong so I sat there and showed him how to take it apart and clean it. We became buddies, after I learn his daughter was more crazy than I could stand.
 
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