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Conning the Con....

pirate ammo said:
racist,,is that a real word anymore,,now back to messing with the ripoff idiots, one of my favorite things to do,,I completely mess with the FAKE IRS people,,:oops:
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Yeah, but it is so misused. There are only 4 races on this planet. Everything else is ethnicity within a race. So Hispanics and whites are of the same race. To say I'm a racist because I don't like Mexicans is so far off it isn't funny. (not true BTW).
 
My all time favorite is when I pulled a guy over for DUI investigation one night and he started off dropping names. "Do you know Lt so and so? Yep, hate the SOB why?" worked everytime. Of course I called the Lt and told him so and so was dropping his name all over the road.
 
dickn52 said:
My all time favorite is when I pulled a guy over for DUI investigation one night and he started off dropping names. "Do you know Lt so and so? Yep, hate the SOB why?" worked everytime. Of course I called the Lt and told him so and so was dropping his name all over the road.
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OH YEA,,:p
 
when the fake IRS people call and leave their number, I find their location, call and ask how the weather is, then I lower the boom, I might call THEM 5 or 6 times a day for 2 or 3 days,,
their to stupid to use call block stuff,,entertaining,,
 
alinwa said:
since't you care.....

I've read it as "dog garn it" in 1700-1800's literature. Kinda' tells ya' where THAT one come from eh....lol
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I find the English language fascinating. I don't know if it's possible to ever completely master it.
 
I was getting frequent calls from the "Windows Desk" telling me I need to give them my security password so they could "fix" my computer. After a month or two of this, I decided I'd had enough. When he called again, I used a hand full of choice words that are sure to trigger an NSA review of the call, then told the caller that our President Trump really hates people who rip off Americans, and will likely order a drone strike on his building once the NSA has traced his phone to his workplace. So he might want to take some time off work over the next week or two, just in case.

Never heard from him again.

Oh crap, I just had a thought. Maybe he DID order a drone strike :eek::p:p:p:p
 
I got a new one a few days ago. “The FBI is investigating you and you MUST call this number or agents will be sent to arrest you!” A little twist on the IRS scam. I’m also getting calls where a young guy starts with “Grandpa, how are you?” That’s as far as he gets before I hang up. Maybe I’ll play with the next one?
 
joshb said:
I got a new one a few days ago. “The FBI is investigating you and you MUST call this number or agents will be sent to arrest you!” A little twist on the IRS scam. I’m also getting calls where a young guy starts with “Grandpa, how are you?” That’s as far as he gets before I hang up. Maybe I’ll play with the next one?
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Tell him youve been waiting on his call. Youre getting within a few years of death and have no heirs to leave your fortune to. Just get his bank account info and a ssn to put him in the will
 
Craig's List is a breeding ground for flim flam artists. Had a golf cart on it for $1100. "Buyer" wanted to have it shipped so said he'd send me $2500 so plenty of extra money for the shipping. Yeah, right. I was born at night, but not last night.

If in state sale, tell them you'll meet them at your local police station to make the transaction. That usually shuts down any future correspondence.
 
Y’all call it “ shenanigans“ or “monkey business “ all you want . Here in North Georgia we call them a “Xxxxxx xxxxxx THIEF!
 
Now let's see...what other words are there that aren't used anymore.......

Heavens to Mergatroyd!
driving a Jalopy
Hunky Dory
included "Don't touch that dial,"
"Carbon copy,"
"You sound like a broken record"
"Hung out to dry."
Back in the olden days we had a lot of 'moxie.'
We'd put on our best 'bib and tucker'
straighten up and fly right'.
Heavens to Betsy!
Gee whillikers!
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy moley!
'in like Flynn'
living the life of Riley
Not for all the tea in China!

Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the ducks ass or duck tail, spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers...AND DON'T FORGET.... Saddle Stitched Pants.
I'll be 'a monkey's uncle!'
a 'fine kettle of fish'!
Long gone:
Pshaw,
The milkman did it.
Hey! It's your nickel.
Don't forget to pull the chain.
Knee high to a grasshopper.
Well, Fiddlesticks!
Going like sixty.
I'll see you in the funny papers.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Wake up and smell the roses.
Carter's Little Liver Pills"
 
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