This past summer as a joke, I purchased a black tee shirt and black cap boldly emblazoned with the name of a particular northern state where "everybody" is (escaping) from and wore it into the heart of the local hive. Men and women swooned. Women came up to me and with eyes rolled back into their heads in sexual sounding voices spoke the name of the state. Well, ok, then ... ok, why don't you just go back there???but if it was so good where they came from, I sure wish they would take their happy @sses back there!